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Chủ Nhật, 29 tháng 1, 2017

Trying to think of a new password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50fuckingboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

I like my women how I like my computer.

On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety pills?

To prevent Hispanic attacks

Some mornings I wake up bitchy...

Other mornings I let her sleep.

I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had.

He started counting and fell asleep.

My wife just left me because I spent our life savings on a penis enlargement...

She couldn't take it any longer

I was so embarrassed when I got an erection during a prostate exam.

Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor.