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Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 2, 2017

I just read Trump's book "The Art of the Deal"

It had four Chapter 11's....

I will never be rascist

Because racism is a crime and crime is for black people....

A college girl once had a very active sex life...

She especially loved hooking up with frat boys and men who had been sentenced to prison. Those were kind of her fetishes, and she didn't know why. She didn't really like to use condoms, though, which was very dumb of her, and she knew that, but she thought it felt so much better without one. Also, she was on birth control. Only, one day, her period didn't come as expected. She thought it was probably nothing, but she was suspicious nonetheless. She went to the store and bought a pregnancy test, and, lo and behold, she was indeed pregnant. Well,...

Government Releases 16 Years Of Data About Solar Weather

Government Releases 16 Years Of Data About Solar Weather For years, the satellites of America's Global Positioning System have been carrying sensors that measure the weather in space. On Monday the government released 16 years of that space weather data to the public for the first time. January 31, 2017 at 10:39AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2kM9l...

The Pope visits Texas

The Pope was state bound scheduled to give a speech in Dallas, TX. On their way to the venue the Pope rolls down the privacy glass in the limo and says to his chauffeur, "Hey, you know what? I've always rode in these things, but I've never driven one! Do you mind if we switch spots?" Being it was the Pope himself, the chauffeur felt he couldn't say no so he obliged and exchanged seats. It had been years since the Pope had driven, and he was having the time of his life cruising down the interstate going over 100mph! Consequently he was clocked...

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need....

This must be Reddit's most eco-friendly sub...

99% recycled content....