Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 secconds

Poor bastard

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My girlfriend broke up with me cause I stole her wheelchair

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

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Breaking Elgar’s Enigma

Breaking Elgar’s Enigma
Did a violin teacher from Plano, Texas solve the world's greatest classical music mystery?

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Difference between twins

I've fucked a set of twins. People have asked me how hard it was to tell them apart, but it was actually quite easy. You see, Caroline was a redhead with an amazing pair of tits, And frank had a cock.

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Two silk worms are in a wrestling match

It ended in a tie.

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Dad what does it feel like having an awesome son?

Me: Dad what does it feel like having an awesome son?

Dad: I dont know ask your grandpa

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