Grammar nazis are at a coal mine...

One goes up to Hitler and says, "Sir, we are mining too much coal."

Hitler: "Then mine less"

Grammar Nazi: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler: "Yes?"

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As I was approaching my driveway, I saw a big black man running away with a TV in his hands and I wondered if it was mine.

Upon entering my house, I was relieved to see that mine was at home polishing my shoes.

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What is a Linux user's favorite game?

sudo ku

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Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."

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You already know the punchline.

What is the worst part about time travelling jokes?

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

A suicide vest gets something accomplished when triggered.

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How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None. "He fell".

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