Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did."

Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."

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The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly

Sherman marched to the sea

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Why do riot police like to get to work early?

To beat the crowd.

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9th Circuit Court declines to quickly reinstate travel ban

9th Circuit Court declines to quickly reinstate travel ban
The appeals court denied a request filed by the Trump administration to immediately restore the restriction on U.S. entry, instead asking both sides to file more arguments by Monday afternoon.

February 5, 2017 at 09:53PM
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A farmer wanted to buy a new rooster to breed with his chickens...

The farmer's old rooster was getting up there in the years, so he buys a new one.

The old rooster looks at the new rooster and sizes him up. "Look, sonny, I'm willing to hand over the whole henhouse to you, but you gotta prove yourself to be strong and quick. I'm gonna run, and if you can catch me, it's about time for me to retire."

The young rooster thinks it over and agrees to the contest. The old rooster runs fast, but the young rooster runs faster. Just as the young rooster is about to catch up, though -- BANG!

The farmer fired a gun, killing the young rooster. "Damn it, I bought another gay rooster!"

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Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump.

But its a silly comparison really, its like comparing apples to oranges.

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I love the way the world rotates

It really makes my day.

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