What an attention whore.
Thứ Sáu, 10 tháng 2, 2017
A Nazi goes to a bar...
A Nazi goes to a bar, looks around, and sees an Orthodox Jew sitting at a nearby table.
"Barkeep!", he says, "A round on me for everyone but that gentleman right there."
Everyone in the bar receives a cocktail, he looks over at the Jew and notices him smiling back. The Nazi is not amused, goes back to the bar
"Barkeep! I want to order a second round for everyone but him, and this time make it all top shelf".
Nazi looks again at the Jew, sees him STILL smiling back.
"Is that Jew an idiot or what?"
Bartender responds: "Oh no my friend, that's the owner."
An Irishman walks into a bar and orders three beers.
The bartender gives him a strange look, but serves him his drinks. The Irishman takes them to a booth, clinks them together, and drinks them all.
He then goes back to the bartender and orders another three beers, which he proceeds to drink in the same fashion.
On his third round, the bartender can't help but ask him "excuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice that your order your drinks in threes, if you don't mind telling me, I was wondering why that is"
The Irishman grins and says "Well, I just moved here from me hometown. When me and me two best mates split ways, we agreed that we'd always have a drink for each other when we went out, so that we always drink together." The bartender nods understandingly, and serves him his drinks.
The Irishman keeps up this routine, coming to the bar at least twice a week and ordering three drinks at a time.
One day the Irishman walks in, solemnly makes his way to bar, and orders two beers. The patrons and the bartender all see this, and they assume that something terrible has happened to one of his friends. However, they don't want to disturb him in his time of grief, so they refrain from asking him anything.
When he goes to order his second round, the bartender can't help but remark "I'm so sorry for your loss". The Irishman looks up and says "Me loss!? What in tarnation are ye talking aboot?"
The bartender says "Well when you bought two drinks, I assumed that one of your friends had passed"
The Irishman laughs and says "No, nothing of the sort. I quit drinking is all".
These dance moves are scientifically proven to be sexy
These dance moves are scientifically proven to be sexy
Whereas the best male dance moves were centralized in the upper body, the best female dance moves centered around the hips, thighs and arms.
February 9, 2017 at 09:25PM
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