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Thứ Bảy, 11 tháng 2, 2017

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress walked into a bar in Dublin.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit and, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar she asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.

She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.

As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

My boss told me, "You are the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"

I replied, "I don't know; it's hard to keep track".

Please dont tell jokes about domestic abuse...

They hit too close to home

Did you know that 80% of Korean businessmen have caddaracts?

The other 20% drive Mercedes

This philosopher predicted Trump's rise in 1998 — and he has another warning for the left


This philosopher predicted Trump's rise in 1998 — and he has another warning for the left
Why Richard Rorty’s critique of the left is as relevant as ever.

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Thứ Sáu, 10 tháng 2, 2017

I applied for a job at a blacksmiths

He asked if ive ever shoed a horse before.

I said no but i once told a donkey to fuck off