Greece Evacuates Second Largest City to Remove Giant WWII Bomb
It sat undetected for years, right next to a gas station.
February 13, 2017 at 08:00AM
via Digg http://ift.tt/2kXQrBF
Thứ Ba, 14 tháng 2, 2017
Greece Evacuates Second Largest City to Remove Giant WWII Bomb
Greece Evacuates Second Largest City to Remove Giant WWII Bomb
It sat undetected for years, right next to a gas station.
February 13, 2017 at 08:00AM
via Digg http://ift.tt/2kXQrBF
If any of you are sad about being alone on valentines day, just remember...
that nobody loves you on any other day of the year, and valentine's day shouldn't be any different.
Putting it in.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
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