Is one of them meant to be bigger than the others.
Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 2, 2017
A girl was meeting her boyfriend's parents for the first time
Unfortunately she was dealing with a severely upset stomach. As they were seated around the dinner table she had to try and release some of the crippling pressure, and decided to let out a little gas quietly. Her "little" fart resulted in a squeak audible enough that everyone at the table heard. Their heads snapped up, and the father looked at her, then the dog lying on the floor behind her chair and said "Max".
"This is great", she thought. "They think it was the dog" and everyone went back to eating. 5 minutes later the pain had returned and she felt the need to relieve more pressure. Without shifting she let out another fart, this one twice as loud and relieving as the last. Everyone looked up again and the father says "MAX!" much to her delight. Everyone resumed eating.
Feeling much better but still not out of the woods, the girl decided to go for the gusto and completely relieve herself from the still present pain of the gastro-fiend. Brimming with confidence she let out an unholy ripper, all of which lasted nearly 4 seconds. Everyone stopped eating and looked at one another. The father put down his fork, rose from his chair, looked at the dog and shouted..
"Max! For the love of God! Get away from there before she shits on you!!"
A Polish joke translated to english
Two guys were living in the same apartment building in identical flats. The first guy visits the second one and sees that he just painted his flat and it looks great. "This looks amazing" the first guy says and asks how many cans of paint he bought. The second guy says he bought seven. The next day the first guy drives to the store, buys seven cans of paint and starts painting his flat. After few hours he finishes the whole thing but he realises that he used only three cans of paint. He calls the second guy: "Hey man I've just finished painting the whole place, but I've used only 3 cans of paint and I have 4 left!" Second guy - "Yeah, me too."
A man and woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he suddenly died. After the burial, his wife’s neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."
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