He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us.
Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 2, 2017
Guy goes to a department store with his wife.
Guy loses sight of her and notices another guy walking in circles, looking for something. They have a chat and realize they're both looking for their wives.
Guy asks: "What does your wife look like?" to which the other guy replies: "Well, she's about six feet tall, in her early twenties, blonde hair, well-endowed and has the prettiest smile in the world. What about your wife?"
Guy replies: "Never mind. Let's look for yours!"
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A girl was meeting her boyfriend's parents for the first time
Unfortunately she was dealing with a severely upset stomach. As they were seated around the dinner table she had to try and release some of the crippling pressure, and decided to let out a little gas quietly. Her "little" fart resulted in a squeak audible enough that everyone at the table heard. Their heads snapped up, and the father looked at her, then the dog lying on the floor behind her chair and said "Max".
"This is great", she thought. "They think it was the dog" and everyone went back to eating. 5 minutes later the pain had returned and she felt the need to relieve more pressure. Without shifting she let out another fart, this one twice as loud and relieving as the last. Everyone looked up again and the father says "MAX!" much to her delight. Everyone resumed eating.
Feeling much better but still not out of the woods, the girl decided to go for the gusto and completely relieve herself from the still present pain of the gastro-fiend. Brimming with confidence she let out an unholy ripper, all of which lasted nearly 4 seconds. Everyone stopped eating and looked at one another. The father put down his fork, rose from his chair, looked at the dog and shouted..
"Max! For the love of God! Get away from there before she shits on you!!"
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