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Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 2, 2017

An engineer, physicist, and mathematician have been imprisoned.

At some point, the warden realizes that the three men haven't been fed in a while. He accompanies an officer to check up on them. The warden and officer arrive at the first cell that contained the engineer. To their astonishment, the cell was empty and the wall had a hole in it.

"How is that possible?" said the officer. "That wall was solid concrete!"

The warden quietly inspected the cell. After a few minutes, he exited and said, "He seems to have built a pick out of the eating utensils we gave him and used it to make the hole."

The warden and officer continued to the next cell that contained the physicist. However, he too was gone and once again there was a hole in the wall. And of course, the warden inspected the cell and returned after a few minutes.

The warden declared, "According to the papers on his bed, he very carefully calculated the weakest point on the wall and repeatedly hit it with a rock until it broke open."

Finally, they arrived at the last cell that contained the mathematician. Unfortunately, he lay dead on the cell floor from starvation. The officer sighed. "After the other two, I would have expected he would have also escaped. He also has some papers on his bed." The warden entered the cell and picked up the papers. Then he shook his head and chuckled.

"It appears," the warden said, "that he spent several days writing a very detailed proof that it was possible to break the wall.

PS: My math professor told me this joke last year, I was reminded of it by yesterday's top post.

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A dog, dogs eat meat

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A small loan of a million dollars

A mathematician, a philosopher, and an idiot come before the gates of heaven.

St. Peter looks over the three of them and says, "Heaven's getting pretty full, so I can only let one of you in. The other two will have to go to hell." So he snaps his fingers and Satan appears.

Satan says, "Each of you can ask me one question. If you can stump me on the first try, you win, and you get to go to heaven."

So first the mathematician steps up to Satan, and he says, "Give me a complete proof for Squaring the Circle." Satan snaps his fingers, and a big pile of papers appears in front of the man. He looks over the proof carefully, and finally concedes, looking rather glum, "This is indeed proof of Squaring the Circle." In a flash of fire and brimstone, he goes to hell.

Next the philosopher comes up to Satan and says, "I'd like a written proof that god is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent." Once again, Satan simply snaps his fingers, and another stack of papers appears. The philosopher rifles through them, and finally concedes, "I know we're right outside heaven right now, but I hadn't really though that this proof could exist until I saw it just now." In a second flash of fire and brimstone, he falls straight down to hell.

Finally the idiot strides up to Satan, looking confident. "Bring me a plastic chair and a power drill!" he pronounces. Seeming confused, Satan conjures up the requested items. The idiot takes his drill and wildly drills about a dozen holes in the seat of the chair, in no pattern at all.

He then sits on the chair and farts loudly. He slyly looks up at Satan, then asks, "Which hole did my fart go through?"

Satan picks up the chair, and holds it up to the light. He turns it this way and that, and pokes his fingers through various holes, and he examines it every way he can.

Finally, after about five minutes, he sets it down, and confidently answers: "It went through the second whole whole on the left. It had to be. The aerodynamics can't have worked out any other way."

The man jumps up and gleefully exclaims, "Wrong! IT WENT THROUGH MY ASSHOLE!"

Saint Peter lets him into heaven.

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I'd have to get a new ID card.