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FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 2, 2017

Sex after Surgery:

A recent article in the San Francisco Examiner reported that Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford University Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex." A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.”...

Today I gave my seat to a blind lady on the bus,

That's how I lost my job as a bus driver....

"Why did you name me Lily?"

"Father," said Lily, "why did you name me Lily?" Lily's father smiled, "On the day you were born, a gentle breeze carried a lily through the window, and it gently fell onto your forehead, and so we named you Lily." Lily smiled at her father, and went back to playing. On that same day, Lily's sister, Rose, walked up to her father and said, "Father, why did you name me Rose?" Rose's father tousled her hair, and replied, "When we left the hospital on the day of your birth, a rose petal carried in the breeze fell upon your forehead, and so we named...

I don't get how a member of the Kim Jong family dies randomly

He wasn't even Il...

Prostitutes

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks,...

How many fuq bois does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None it's always lit fam...

Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 2, 2017

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

He would stop at nothing to avoid them...