If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush.
Thứ Bảy, 18 tháng 2, 2017
During A 1994 Blackout, LA Residents Called 911 When They Saw The Milky Way For The First Time
During A 1994 Blackout, LA Residents Called 911 When They Saw The Milky Way For The First Time
They looked up at the sky. It was flush with cosmic bodies that had been invisible up to that point — twinkling stars, clustered galaxies, distant planets, even a satellite or two. Then some people became nervous. What was that large silvery cloud that trailed over the city?
February 17, 2017 at 07:51PM
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There were two friends drinking and one says to the other
I have a trumpet that tells the hour. "The hour?" the friend asks. Yes, yes look.... he grabs the trumpet and opens the window and starts to play it like crazy when all of a sudden you can hear... "You $#@% it's 3 in the morning"
My next door neighbour is bulimic.
She was making so much noise last night that I banged on the wall and shouted "For fucks sake, keep it down."
Maria, a maid, asks her boss for a raise.
Her boss is annoyed and asks, "Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a raise?" Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an raise. First, I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..' The wife is obviously upset: 'Did my husband say that ?' Maria: 'No, Señora, the gardener did.' Wife: 'So, how much do you want?'
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