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Thứ Bảy, 18 tháng 2, 2017
If you're allergic to milk, don't tell your fifth grade class
I was known as "the kid who's allergic to titties". The worst part is I believed it, so I thought for sure I was gay. But I second guessed myself, after remembering I was also allergic to nuts.
Later I found out I'm just dumb.
During A 1994 Blackout, LA Residents Called 911 When They Saw The Milky Way For The First Time
During A 1994 Blackout, LA Residents Called 911 When They Saw The Milky Way For The First Time
They looked up at the sky. It was flush with cosmic bodies that had been invisible up to that point — twinkling stars, clustered galaxies, distant planets, even a satellite or two. Then some people became nervous. What was that large silvery cloud that trailed over the city?
February 17, 2017 at 07:51PM
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There were two friends drinking and one says to the other
I have a trumpet that tells the hour. "The hour?" the friend asks. Yes, yes look.... he grabs the trumpet and opens the window and starts to play it like crazy when all of a sudden you can hear... "You $#@% it's 3 in the morning"
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