But 48 hours ago was a sadder day.
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...across the candlelit table, I felt my knees go weak. My heart began to race and my stomach turned to butterflies...
That's when I realised that I'd drugged the wrong glass.
who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!!
He says, "My clock is defective. It only goes 'tic...tic...tic...tic...' unlike the others, which go 'tic...toc...tic...toc...'." "No problem", says the watchmaker, taking the clock from its owner. He then shines a light in the clock's face and says menacingly, "We have ways to make it toc."
A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, “I want to be President one day.” Trump says, “Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you retarded?”
The kid replies, “You know what, I’ve changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.”