What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
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An old lady meets a little girl in the park with her dog.
She asks, "What's your name, little girl?" "Blossom," answers the girl. "Oh, that's a beautiful name. How did you get it?" The little girl explained, "Well, my mommy was pregnant, and a blossom fell out of a tree and landed right on her tummy, so she named me Blossom." "Oh, that's so nice, replied the old lady. "What's your dog's name?" "Porky," the little girl answered. "Why Porky?" the old lady asked. The little girl answered, "Because he fucks pigs."
An ISIS member was performing...
An ISIS member was performing a routine traffic stop looking for infidels, and stopped the car of a Christian couple. “Are you Muslim?” asked the ISIS member. “Yes,” replied the Christian man, “I’m Muslim.” The ISIS member says, “If you are a Muslim, then recite a verse of Quran.” The Christian man recites a random verse from the Bible, pretending as if it’s a verse from the Quran. “Ok” the ISIS member finally says, “you can go.” After the drove away, the man’s wife says “I cannot believe the risk you just took. Why did you tell him that we are Muslims? If he knew you were lying he would have killed both of us.” “Don’t worry,” said the husband, “if they knew the Quran they would not kill people.”
I ate my mom...
Se knocked te computer on te ground so now some of te keys on te keyboard aren't working rigt.
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