I looked out of my window in horror yesterday as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist.

I rushed outside yelling, "Let me through, let me through"

A man at the front said, "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor"?

I said "No, that's my fucking Pizza"

Read More

Inside Uber’s Aggressive, Unrestrained Workplace Culture

Inside Uber’s Aggressive, Unrestrained Workplace Culture
Employees describe a Hobbesian environment at the company, in which workers are sometimes pitted against one another and where a blind eye is turned to infractions from top performers.

February 23, 2017 at 09:08AM
via Digg http://ift.tt/2laxIlP

Read More

50% of people live next door to a paedophile

Not me. I live next door to two stunning 12 year olds.

Read More

My mates son got chucked out of school today for letting a girl wank him off in class. That's the 3rd school this year.

Maybe teaching's not for him.

Read More

I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate

Let me know if you can come or not

Read More

What did Indian say to mum when he left?

Mumbai.

Read More

What do you call a boy who finally stood up to his bullies?

An ambulance.

Read More