Tell a redditor a joke, he will repost it for a lifetime
Thứ Bảy, 25 tháng 2, 2017
My girlfriend is so smart!
I forgot to bring my phone, so I used my friend's phone to call her.
She answered: "What's up, honey?"
What a smart girl! She knew I was the one on the phone!
Son : Mom, Dad... I'm gay.
Dad : Raising his right hand
Mom : No , don't you dare!
Dad : Sweating profusely
Mom : Don't do it!
Dad : waves at son Hi gay , Im Dad.
Son : No Dad, I'm serious!
Dad : You're serious? I thought you were gay!
Son : I'm not serious!
Dad and Mom : Good.
Give a man......
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
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