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Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 3, 2017

A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down

The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”.

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won’t move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”.

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.

The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde”.

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

I told her, “First class isn’t going to Sydney “

115 MPH Police Chase Ends With A Spike 


115 MPH Police Chase Ends With A Spike 
Louisianan Caleb Gallups was perfectly situated to capture the crazy end to a high-speed police chase on video, as an escaped inmate in a stolen truck hit a spike strip, veered into a ditch and was then launched out of that ditch.

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NSFW A woman was lying on the beach one day...

When suddenly a bee flies into her vagina. Scared as she was, she went to the doctors office and received a male doctor in the urgent matters. She explained her problem to him. He said there was nothing to worry about.

"Just go home and put some honey on your husbands dick, and ask him to put it in you. In that way the bee will stick to the honey and your husband can just take it out".

The woman explained to the doctor that she had no husband or a boyfriend.

The doctor would gladly help her in this case, and did what he had said. He put some honey on his dick and put it in her vagina. But suddenly he started to move it back and forth and the woman asked "shouldn't you just stay inside" The doctor said in a rush "I changed my mind, i'm gonna shoot that motherfucker instead"

Edit: translation and spelling fixed

I found a wallet on the sidewalk today. I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?

And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

(Emo Philips)

A hot naked woman robbed a bank

Nobody could remember her face

And the Lord said unto John...

"Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist...

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."