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Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 3, 2017

Two blondes are in heaven...

One asks the other, "How did you die? "

"I froze to death, " says the second.

"That's awful, "says the first blonde. How does it feel to freeze to death? "

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You are very cold and eventually you're muscles get numb and you freeze to death. It's sort of calming. How did you die? "

"Well, " says the first blonde, " I had a heart attack. You see, I knew my husband was cheating on me. I came home unexpectedly and went upstairs to find him on the bed naked. I checked the basement, but no one was there. I ran up to the second floor and checked every room, but no one was there. I ran all the way to the attic, but I had a massive heart attack and I died."

"Wow, " says the second blonde, "If you checked the freezer we would both be alive."

On my first day in prison, my cellmate said to me...

"If you ever come close to me, I'll fucking skin you alive. When we're sleeping, you don't fucking touch me. You hear me? Don't ever talk to me, either."

"Fucking great." I thought, "First day in here and I'm already married."

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

"How are we supposed to find an egg in this shit?"

I went to an Oasis gig with my sister in 1995.

When they came out onto the stage I shouted, "Go Oasis!"

Then my sister left.

A stork brings a baby to a couple...

...but a Swallow takes one away.

The egg said to the pot of boiling water....

It's gonna take a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning

Why don't Ewoks yell inside?

Because they use their Endor voices!