I remember when I first used Reddit.

Everything was new. To me there were no reposts.

What a good 4 seconds

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Last night my wife and I did it "doggy-style"...

I sat up and begged, and she rolled over and played dead.

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I asked my north korean friend how things were over there

He said he couldn't complain.

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My wife has a body of a 12 year old..

She keeps it in the fridge.

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This blind guy walks into a lesbian bar...

sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The lesbian bartender realizes he's blind so she serves him. He sits there for a while and then announces that he has a blonde joke to tell. The bartender says,"Just so you know, you're in lesbian bar and there are 5 blonde, badass, butch, lesbians sitting on either side of you so you might wanna reconsider telling a blonde joke." The blind man immediately says,"Oh, yeah never mind." The bartender laughs and say,"Don't wanna get your ass kicked, do ya." The blind man says,"No, I just don't wanna have to explain the joke 5 times."

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you why you want fries with that

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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me

It means a lot.

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