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Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 3, 2017

All those years of phone sex has caught up with me...

I now have hearing aids...

The History of the Comic That Inspired Logan and Revolutionized the Marvel Brand

The History of the Comic That Inspired Logan and Revolutionized the Marvel Brand "Old Man Logan" is arguably the single most influential X-Men story of the past 25 years. March 2, 2017 at 10:30PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2lwXw...

"Mom, mom, quiz me on capitals please!"

"Okay, what's the capital of Germany?" "That's easy, Berlin." "And the capital of France?" "Berlin" "And the one of Poland?" "Also Berlin." "Good job Adolf, good job!"...

Jimmy received a parrot for Christmas.

The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music... anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking,...

My wife suggested i get a penis enlarger

So I did, she's 21 and her name is Krystal...

What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain can finish a race...

Why is it called "the mall"?

Because instead of going to one store, you're going to them all....