The horse, incapable of human speech, shits on the floor and leaves....
Thứ Hai, 13 tháng 3, 2017
Chủ Nhật, 12 tháng 3, 2017
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door...
The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance!" says the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think...
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