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Thứ Ba, 14 tháng 3, 2017

This Article Won't Change Your Mind

This Article Won't Change Your Mind The facts on why facts alone can't fight false beliefs. March 13, 2017 at 09:52PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2mSbF...

Conspiracy theories are a lot like moon landings.

They're all fake...

A day in the life of an IT guy...

Customer: Hi, my computer isn't working. IT guy: OK, what happens when you try to turn it on? Customer: Nothing. IT guy: Can you check to see if it's plugged into the outlet? Customer: Uhhhh I dunno it's pretty dark back there... IT guy: ...Can you turn on a light? Customer: Nope. The power's out....

Reddit is secretly run by cows, and I can prove it!

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Thứ Hai, 13 tháng 3, 2017

I suggested my girlfriend she would look sexier with her hair back...

Apparently it's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient....

A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital with one hand on her back...

A nurse asks her what's wrong, and the pregnant woman screams, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't!" The nurse shakes her head and says, "I'm sorry…I don't understand." The pregnant woman's face contorts in pain as she shouts, "Can't! Won't! Don't!" The nurse, bewildered, turns to a doctor. "Admit her," the doctor said. "She's having contractions."...

A Calvinist arrived at the Gates of Heaven.

He sees that there are two lines going in. One has a sign that reads "predestined," and the other, "free will". He naturally heads to the predestined line. While waiting, an angel comes and asks him "Why are you in this line?" He replies, "Because I chose it." The angel looks surprised, "Well, if you 'chose' it, then you should be in the free will line." So our Calvinist, now slightly miffed, obediently wanders over to the free will line. Again, after a few minutes, another angel asks him, "Why are you in this line?" He sullenly replies, "Someone...