Humans Made the Banana Perfect-But Soon, It’ll Be Gone

Humans Made the Banana Perfect-But Soon, It’ll Be Gone
It is hard to overestimate how unusual the situation of bananas in the middle of the last century was — unusual not just in the history of humanity but also in the history of life.

March 15, 2017 at 12:15AM
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Today I got a girlfriend

I wish I could post this in another subreddit.

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I have a good joke about the ozone layer

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Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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People think that just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, i should walk around carrying a big ol' boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

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I asked my mom if by any chance i was adopted ?

She said - why would we choose you..

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There was a scientist one time, and he went to talk to God

and he says, "God, we can now clone humans, make life, and take care of ourselves and we don't need you anymore."

God laughed and said: "You think? So show me, how you can make humans and life!"

The scientist agreed, reached down, grabbed a full hand of soil to start making his human, when God promptly stops him and says, "Whoa not so fast, use your own dirt."

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