Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 3, 2017

Tom: I know a man who has been married for twenty-five years and he spends every evening at home.

Dick: That's what i call love. Tom: The doctor called it paralysis....

My therapist just told me I might be a chronic procrastinator and that it will seriously affect my life. I'm not worried though

I'll figure out what procrastination means later...

What's a pirate's favourite...

What's a pirate's favourite architectural feature? An arrrch. What's a pirate's favourite place to play? A parrrk. What's a pirate's favourite thing to do to women? Rape. I never understood why society romanticises pirates....

My parrot died today...

It's last words were: “ fuck I think my parrot is about to die”...

Rain is like the Vagina......

When it's wet, It's time to go inside....

Anal sex keeps my wife really fit.

Every time I mention it she runs a mile....

My buddy said to me yesterday, "If I shagged your wife, would that make us related"?

I said "No man, that would just make us even."...