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Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 3, 2017
The best engine in the world
The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks it does it's own oil change.
It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.
A town in the southwest is struggling with a pigeon problem...
The pigeons invaded the town and were pooping on everything. The mayor solicited companies to find someone who could help with the problem.
One day a man came and claimed he could rid the town of all the pigeons in one day. The mayor, skeptical, asked how he planned to accomplish this.
"Well you see, I have a secret weapon. Behold, my red pigeon! When I release this pigeon, all the other pigeons will follow it far far away from your town."
The mayor, willing to try anything accepts the mans offer. The man then goes to the middle of the town and releases his red pigeon into the air. It begins to fly south and all the other pigeons follow it. The town was amazed. The mayor approached the man and with joy said, "thank you so much stranger! You have no idea how much you have helped our town. I only have one other question..."
"What's that?" The man says.
To which the mayor replied, "Do you have any red Mexicans?"
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