Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 3, 2017

First blowjob!

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land....

Crows make black babies. Doves make white babies. What makes no babies?

Swallows....

The director of EA walks into a bar

Download punchline for only $15 dollars!...

The best engine in the world

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks it does it's own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental....

The best thing about Japanese porn

is they censor it so I can watch it with my family...

A town in the southwest is struggling with a pigeon problem...

The pigeons invaded the town and were pooping on everything. The mayor solicited companies to find someone who could help with the problem. One day a man came and claimed he could rid the town of all the pigeons in one day. The mayor, skeptical, asked how he planned to accomplish this. "Well you see, I have a secret weapon. Behold, my red pigeon! When I release this pigeon, all the other pigeons will follow it far far away from your town." The mayor, willing to try anything accepts the mans offer. The man then goes to the middle of the town and...