Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 3, 2017

What do you call a short black person?

By their name you fucking racist...

My boss asked me why I've already been late three times this week

I told him because it's only Wednesday...

When I'm at a bar

I always look for a girl who has a tattoo. I see a tattoo, and I think, here’s a girl who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future....

A guy walks into the bar and looks the bartender in the eye and says "I need 10 shots"

The bartender lays them out and the man takes all 10 shots back to back. In shock the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink like that before." The man replies, "You'd drink like that too if you had what I had." Sounding concerned, the bartender asks "Oh I'm sorry to hear that, what do you have?" Man quickly says "2 bucks" and ran out of the bar....

I asked my friend from North Korea how life is

He said he can't complain....

Who has two thumbs and is headed to the hospital?

Not me. Christ that tablesaw was sharp....

Into the woods: how one man survived alone in the wilderness for 27 years

Into the woods: how one man survived alone in the wilderness for 27 years At the age of 20, Christopher Knight parked his car on a remote trail in Maine and walked away with only the most basic supplies. He had no plan. His chief motivation was to avoid contact with people. This is his story. March 15, 2017 at 11:08PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2mZVz...