I was offered sex from a 21 year old girl today

In exchange for that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standing with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available with lemon or vanilla....

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Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty....

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Give a man a gun, he'll rob a bank

Teach a man to run a bank, he'll rob the American people....

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A Psychic buying clothes

Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium....

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Everyone hates millennials.

Everyone hates millennials. Digg Editions gets you the most out of the internet with top news and the most interesting stories handpicked by our editors March 18, 2017 at 07:34PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2n0ax...

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Here, have a joke in spanish

“sabe inglés?" "si" "como se dice 'un zapato' en inglés?" "a shoe" "salud" "gracias”...

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I stopped smoking weed the day after I spent 30minutes looking for my phone under the bed...

....while using my phone's flashlight...

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