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Thứ Hai, 20 tháng 3, 2017

Meet the Artist Using Ritual Magic to Trap Self-Driving Cars

Meet the Artist Using Ritual Magic to Trap Self-Driving Cars Well, it's actually science, but for James Bridle science and magic aren't that distinct. March 20, 2017 at 12:40AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2mXLT...

What do you call a robot whose sole purpose is to have one-night stands?

Nuts and bolts...

I strip wire for a living

It's not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet...

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer...

..I saw it through my telescope last night....

Why Doesn't American English Use a "U" in Words Like Color and Flavor (Colour and Flavour)?

Because fuck U, that's why....

What Size Underwear Do Feminists Wear?

Double Standard....

Donald Trump and his chauffeur are driving on a country road.

Suddenly, a pig runs in front of the car. The chauffeur has no time to react, so he runs over the animal, killing it instantly. They get out of the vehicle, look around and spot a small farm in the distance. Trump says: The pig probably came from there. You should at least tell them that you killed the pig... So the chauffeur does as he's told. Few hours later, he comes out of the farmhouse, covered in lipstick kiss marks, and a champagne in each hand. Trump asks: Jesus! What did you tell them? Just as you said boss! "Hi I'm Donald Trump's chauffeur,...