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Chủ Nhật, 26 tháng 3, 2017
A man comes home to find his girlfriend sobbing.
His girlfriend is packing all of her things and crying hysterically. Boyfriend: "What's wrong babe? Am I a bad boyfriend to you?" Girlfriend: "No." BF: "Have I been unfaithful?" GF: "No it's not that." BF: "And I've never so much raised my voice at you, much less hit you!" GF: "I know - it's not that either." BF: "Well what is it then?" GF: "I read an article today, and it made me think. Looking back now, it seems like...like you fit the profile. I think you're a pedophile!" BF: "Wow..........That's a really big word for an 8 year old."
All the organs were deciding who should be the boss....
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."
"No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "without me the body couldn't go anywhere."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the anus, "I am responsible for waste removal."
All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him. So he shut down. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.
What is the moral of the story? Even though everybody else does all of the work the ass hole is usually in charge.
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