The steaks would be too high.
Thứ Hai, 27 tháng 3, 2017
During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She was like, "What are you doing?" And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on PornHub, it's called Buffering:"
Two Lost Mr. Rogers Episodes Mysteriously ResurfaceAnd Might Be a Message to Trump
Two Lost Mr. Rogers Episodes Mysteriously ResurfaceAnd Might Be a Message to Trump
After Trump's budget called for ending public arts funding and hiking military spending, Cold War-era episodes about stripping public arts funding went live on YouTube.
March 26, 2017 at 07:36PM
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A blonde woman was taking helicopter lessons.
A blonde woman was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said:
"I'll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3,000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground. The instructor ran to where she crashed and pulled her out of the helicopter. He asked her,
"What went wrong?"
The blonde said: "At 2,500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."
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