Reintarnation
Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 3, 2017
Girl about to jump of a bridge.....
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity. He asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a blow job?” So, she does and it was a long, deep and slow blow job.
After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best blow job I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.....
The German dream
The teacher is talking about the American Dream in class and then asks the one German kid if they had a German dream. He responds, "We did, but nobody liked it."
Is that you Hans?
During World War 1, the British were under heavy sniper fire in the trenches, making advancing through territory very difficult without taking many casualties.
So, the British soldiers discussed how to take out the sniper: "How do we make that darn sniper come out of his nest?" Said one. "I have an idea! Maybe we could call out a very common German name and get him to stick his head out!"
Since Hans is a very common German name, they decide to call it out.
"Hans? Haaaaaannsss?"
"Ya?"
Bang! The sniper was shot dead.
The British soldiers advance rapidly, using their technique to effectively take over the previously sniper infested area.
The Germans quickly figured out their trick and attempted to copy it with a British name.
"Hmmm Wat is a common British name?"
"How about Paddy? Like Paddington"
"Oh Ja Ja! Good name!"
So, the Germans started calling out the name:
"Padyy! Paddyyyy!!!!"
Dead silence
"Paddyyyy!"
Suddenly, someone answered:
"Ummmm... Paddy isn't here... But is that you Hans?"
"Ja!"
BANG
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