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Thứ Tư, 29 tháng 3, 2017

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:

You can hide, but you can't run.

My Girlfriend is sad that her dog died, so I went out and got her an identical dog

and she said "What the hell am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

$10,000/bullet Assassin

So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet.

A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?"

"Yup."

"What if you miss?"

He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss..."

"Okay, we'll I've got $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They're at the motel together right now."

"Let's go," the assassin says.

So they drive to a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope.

"They're in room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head, and I want you to blow his dick off."

The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot.

"Well? What are you waiting for!?" the husband asks.

"Hold on a minute. I think I can save you $10,000."

Where do duck farts come from?

Their buttquacks.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims because they went through 104 stories in 7 seconds

What do sex and pizza have in common?

It's not very good when you buy it from a gas station.