What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I dont care if she has either.

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Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies.

For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and a house.

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A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital…

He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.

"Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest.

"No" says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward."

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You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water. If it sinks: girl ant....

If it floats: boy ant.

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I could never cheat in a relationship

That would require 2 people to find me attractive

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A lot of woman actually turn into good drivers

So if you're a good driver watch out.

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Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other…

…the NSA will finally read it.

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