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Thứ Năm, 30 tháng 3, 2017
An old women goes to the doctor
She says to the doctor, "I have a really embarrassing problem and I have finally convinced myself to come and see you"
"You see, I constantly fart, but there is no sound and no smell so it hasn't bothered me all these years. I've even farted three times since coming into your office"
"I see" says the doctors and proceeds to prescribe her some pills. "Take these three times a day and come back for a checkup in a week".
A week later the women storms into the doctors office. "Doctor what have you done! ever since taking those pills my farts have become unbearably stinky, you've made it worse!"
The doctor calmly says "right, now that we've cured your sinuses, lets start working on your hearing"
A Guy walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!"
I have sex almost everyday
Almost Monday Almost Tuesday Almost Wednesday Almost Thursday Almost Friday Almost Saturday Almost Sunday
A drunk walks into two priests
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, I'm Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, you're not. The drunk turns to the other priest. I'm Jesus Christ. The second priest replies, No, son, you're not. So the drunk says, Look, I can prove it. He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, Jesus Christ, you're here again?
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