Everytime a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Thứ Sáu, 31 tháng 3, 2017
My psychologist told me:
"Write letters to the people you hate and later on you burn them."
I have done so, but now I don't know what to do with the letters...
My priest is surprisingly homophobic...
...for a man who spends his nights on his knees, begging for another man to come for a second time.
A young black Jew asks his father, "Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"...
"Why do you ask?" asks the Dad.
The boy says, "Well, a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100, or just steal it."
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...
... "go on" says the priest. "I swore the other day" says the man. "continue" says the priest. "I was on the golf course the other day and I hit my drive, it was looking perfect, heading dead straight. About 200 yards down my ball hit a power line crossing the fairway."
"And this is when you swore?" asked the priest. "No father, my ball then ricocheted of the power lines and flew off into the deep rough" continued the man.
"This must have been when you swore?" the priest exclaimed. "No father, not yet. As I was walking over to the rough to hit my second shot a hawk flew down from the trees, picked my ball up in his beak and proceeded to fly off with it" continued the man.
"Ahhh I see" says the priest, "this must have been the point where you swore." "Nope not yet, as the bird flew over the green the ball fell from its mouth and landed two feet from the hole."
The priest pauses for a few seconds.
"You missed the fucking putt didn't you?"
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