The doctor tells him, "You have to stop masturbating."
The man says, "Why?"
The doctor says, "Because I'm trying to give you a physical."
Thứ Sáu, 7 tháng 4, 2017
An Interview
INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest strength?
ME: Shapeshifting
INTERVIEWER: Is that so?
INTERVIEWER: Yes
INTERVIEWER: Holy shit
How do you get a procrastinator off of Reddit?
There is no punchline I actually need help please I have a paper to finish someone help please
Bush , Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.
Bush , Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.
While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
The Border Wall Is Already Giving Up Part of America
The Border Wall Is Already Giving Up Part of America
What life is like in the no-man's land north of the border, south of the wall.
April 6, 2017 at 07:35PM
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