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Thứ Sáu, 7 tháng 4, 2017

I'm not passive aggressive,

Unlike some people.

What do you call a rapper whose half black and half white?

50 percent

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said one, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.

One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length."

Gay parents are awesome!

  • "Hey dad, why is my sister named rose?"
  • "Because your other dad loves roses"
  • "Thanks dad"
  • "No problem, Richard"

The surgeon general warns, "do not run while smoking marijuana".

It's hard on your joints.

My girlfriend told me she's leaving me because I'm too cocky.

I told her to close the door on her way back in.

What did Assad and Custer say?

"Where the fuck did all these Tomahawks come from"?