A Norweigan robot analyzed a bird.

It scandinavian.

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What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital?

Plastic surgery.

[Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]

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Three prostitutes are sitting in a bar. . .

and they're drunkenly arguing over who has the loosest pussy.

The first one says: "Last night I had a John put his whole fist up me and open up his fingers.

The second one laughs and says: "That's nothing! Last week I had a guy who stuck his arm up me to the elbow and could wriggle it all around, barely touching the sides!"

The third one laughed at the other two and slid down the bar stool.

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My brother got fired from his job because he had sex with one of his patients...

its a real shame as he was a great veterinarian

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What do Japanese cannibals eat

Rawmen

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What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?

The second night stand.

...I'm so sorry.

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They say Kim Jong Un has read every single book

That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader

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