Cooking Lessons
Disillusioned with fine dining, one of the world’s great chefs took on fast food. It has been harder than he ever imagined.
April 9, 2017 at 10:52PM
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Cooking Lessons
Cooking Lessons
Disillusioned with fine dining, one of the world’s great chefs took on fast food. It has been harder than he ever imagined.
April 9, 2017 at 10:52PM
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Why Condoms comes in 3,6 and 12 Pack?
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe $ex.”
“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively. “I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then, who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers. “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March……. ”
A monkey is smoking weed up in a tree.
A lizard smelled it, climbed up the tree hoping to get high. -hey monkey what you smoking? -blue dreams. Monkey passes the joint. But the weed was to strong for little lizard. Hey monkey, I got cotton mouth, I'm gonna go to the lake and drink some water. -lizard goes down by the lake. -a crocodile sees the lizard. - hey lizard why your eyes so red? -theres a monkey on 5th tree who has some blue dreams. -you think he'll share with me? -im sure he will, just tell him lizard sent you.
The croc climbs up the tree, looking for monkey. Monkey jumps- damn lizard how much water did you drink?!
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