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Thứ Hai, 10 tháng 4, 2017
[NSFW] A Man went to church to confess...
A man went to church to confess his most recent sin.
"Confess your sins and be forgiven by God." The priest said.
"I nearly had an affair." Replied the man.
"How can you nearly have an affair?!" Said the angry priest.
"I just rubbed but never put it in.." He replied.
"Rubbing and never putting it in is the same thing as putting it in! For your sin you must pray five holy Mary's and donate more than 50$ into the donation box in order to be forgiven!"
The man did as what the priest has said, saying his five prayers before heading over to the donation box. Pulling out a 50$ bill, he rubbed it against the donation box before slipping it back into his wallet.
The priest saw this, and returned back to the man and said, "I saw that! Why didn't you donate?!"
"Apparently rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in."
A psychologist has a party for all of her patients
She instructs everyone to come dressed as an emotion. As the party begins, she sees her first patient come in dressed in all red. The psychologist asks her "what are dressed as" and the patient replies "I'm dressed as anger and rage." The next patient comes in and is dressed in all blue. The psychologist ask what he is dressed as and he tells her "I'm dressed as sorrow". Next patient comes in dressed in yellow. The psychologist says "what are you dressed as?" She responds "I'm dressed as happiness and delight". Then she sees her black patient Leroy come into the party, completely naked with a pear on the end of his dick. The psychologist goes up to him and says "Leroy, you are at my party completely naked with a pear on your penis. What on earth are you doing?" And Leroy says "what do you mean what am I doing? You told me to come to this party dressed as an emotion and I am." The psychologist in disbelieve says "what emotion could you possibly be???" He tells her "I'm deeply in dis pear"
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