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Thứ Hai, 10 tháng 4, 2017

A psychologist has a party for all of her patients

She instructs everyone to come dressed as an emotion. As the party begins, she sees her first patient come in dressed in all red. The psychologist asks her "what are dressed as" and the patient replies "I'm dressed as anger and rage." The next patient comes in and is dressed in all blue. The psychologist ask what he is dressed as and he tells her "I'm dressed as sorrow". Next patient comes in dressed in yellow. The psychologist says "what are you dressed as?" She responds "I'm dressed as happiness and delight". Then she sees her black patient Leroy come into the party, completely naked with a pear on the end of his dick. The psychologist goes up to him and says "Leroy, you are at my party completely naked with a pear on your penis. What on earth are you doing?" And Leroy says "what do you mean what am I doing? You told me to come to this party dressed as an emotion and I am." The psychologist in disbelieve says "what emotion could you possibly be???" He tells her "I'm deeply in dis pear"

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Mexico & Canada

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What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.

One day Canada will rule the world

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I went to Church today.

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

He replies, "Get out, you're on my side."