A) Yes.
Zyklon B) No.
Thứ Tư, 12 tháng 4, 2017
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.......
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life." "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American get captured by a tribe of cannibals
The leader of the cannibals arrives, and says "Greetings, travelers. I'm sorry to tell you this, but since we have captured you, you must die. Furthermore, we must eat you, and make canoes out of your skins, in accordance with our traditions. However, we will be as humane as we can. We will allow you to take your own lives, and will allow you to do so however you choose. You have an hour to make your decision."
In an hour, the cannibals return. First, they approach the Frenchman, who requests a knife. They bring him the knife, he stands up, yells "VIVE LA FRANCE!", slits his own throat, and dies. The cannibals then take his body away to be eaten and turned into a canoe.
Next, they approach the Englishman, who requests a pistol. They bring him the pistol, he stands up, yells "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!", shoots himself in the head, and dies. Again, they take his body away.
Finally, they come to the American. The American asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but bring him a fork. The American stands up, starts stabbing himself all over with the fork, and yells "MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
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