on the carpet, for 20 seconds, only once
Thứ Năm, 13 tháng 4, 2017
Do YOU remember your First Blowjob?
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Oh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store..
'Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.'
Later on he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says 'Why the fuck do you have 6 gallons of milk?'
He responded 'They had eggs.'
Thứ Tư, 12 tháng 4, 2017
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