Black people would rob me.
Thứ Sáu, 21 tháng 4, 2017
A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe".
Mom says, "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."
[Long] The population of this country is 300 million.
60 million are retired.
That leaves 240 million to do the work.
There are 95 million in school.
Which leaves 145 million to do the work.
Of this there are 22 million employed by the government.
Leaving 123 million to do the work.
61 million are disabled.
Leaving 62 million to do the work.
15 million are collecting unemployment.
Leaving 47 million to do the work.
40 million are of working age, but not working and not actively looking for work.
Leaving 7 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces.
Which leaves 4.2 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 900,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 3,300,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 3,299,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
reading jokes..
Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?
Me: I'm a fast learner.
Interviewer: What's 11 * 11?
Me: 65.
Interviewer: Not even close. It's 121.
Me: It's 121.
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