He committed an unspeakable crime
Thứ Hai, 24 tháng 4, 2017
An airplane was about to crash..
There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
A priest goes golfing with his friend
A priest goes golfing with his friend.
His friend is not a very good golfer and always misses the hole by just a bit. Every time this happens he gets very upset and says:
"Goddammit, such a close miss!"
This goes on for a while before the priest finally tells his friend:
"Listen, I'm a man of god and I can't stand you swearing on his name all the time - if you swear like this one more time, god will open the sky and you will be struck by lightning."
At the next hole, the priests friend misses again and screams again:
"Goddammit, such a close miss!"
Not a second after the sentence was completed, the sky opens and the priest gets struck by lightning. He is dead on the spot.
There is a short silence before a deep voice comes from the sky and says:
"Goddammit, such a close miss!"
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