I'm going to leave this world just like I entered it..

With me crying and the people around me celebrating.

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A Dying Man's Lost Recipe Made His Daughter a Multimillionaire

A Dying Man's Lost Recipe Made His Daughter a Multimillionaire
A handwritten memo detailed how to cook a seemingly simple dish.

April 24, 2017 at 08:43PM
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it....

We went and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

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I was at a restaurant....

and the the waitress yelled "Does anyone know CPR?!".
I replied "I actually know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed except for this one guy.

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I don't always tell dad jokes...

...but when I do, he laughs.

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If I bring you breakfast in bed, just say, "Thanks."

Not "Who are you?" and "How did you get in my apartment?"

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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering A minor

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