In a panic reflex I instantly changed to a random channel, the fishing channel. As my wife walks out again she says: "you should stay on the porn channel.. you know how to fish."
Thứ Ba, 25 tháng 4, 2017
Two blondes fall down a well
One says to the other ones, "isn't it dark down here" she replies, I don't know I can't see
A man goes to the doctor..
After running tests the doctor says to the guy, "I'm sorry but I have two bits of bad news."
"The first is that you have cancer."
Guy goes "Well shit. What's the other bad news?"
Doctor says, "You have Alzheimer's."
Guy says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
Larry the Fighter Pilot
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Larry's whore"
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