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Thứ Năm, 27 tháng 4, 2017

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat.

Please don't throw cigarette butts in urinals.

It makes them soggy and hard to light.

Malaysian Airlines and United should merge

That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.

April showers bring May flowers

What do Mayflowers bring?

Genocide

I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist’s waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by…

Most people hate it, but I’m a fan.

Thứ Tư, 26 tháng 4, 2017

Where do Muslims go after they die?

Everywhere

Marriage in heaven

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting.

While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if their marriage didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven?

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted,

"It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"